Script of the Rozen Maiden Character Drama CD Vol. 2 ~ Kanaria (LHCA-5053) Translated into English by Unyuunymous (http://www.rozen-unyu.net/). September 24, 2006 TRACK 1 - ONE WHO HAS NO FEAR [ 0:01] [Song: "Pizzicato Hiyori" ("A Fine Pizzicato Day") - see Track 7 portion of the script for the lyrics.] ... [ 1:12] [Thunder.] [ 1:17] Kanaria: At last... this day has arrived ~kashira, Pizzicato! [ 1:21] Pizzicato: [Tinkle.] [ 1:22] Kanaria: The Kana of today is a bit different from the usual cheerful, cute Kana ~kashira! Today Kana will... BECOME A DEMON ~KASHIRAAA!! [ 1:32] [Thunderclap.] [ 1:34] Kanaria: This right here is the Kana who has overcome so many... truly so many failures and humiliations ~kashira! Reborn, Kana will first of all thoroughly research about Shinku and the others! [ 1:47] [Typing and electronic sounds.] [ 1:49] Kanaria: And then develop some "Super Items" that will exploit their weaknesses! [ 1:54] [Mechanical sounds.] [ 1:58] Kanaria: Now my preparations are complete! Today is the day... Today is the day I will show... will show Shinku and the others... the true meaning of terror-!! [ 2:09] [Thunder abruptly stops.] [ 2:09] Jun: What do you mean, "the true meaning of terror"? [ 2:11] Kanaria: Well, you see... Huh? Uwaaah~! [ 2:14] [Music starts.] [ 2:15] Kanaria: Y-you're... Shinku's Master...?! [ 2:18] Jun: If I remember right, you're, uh, Kana... Kanazawa? [ 2:23] Kanaria: *Kanaria ~kashira!!* [ 2:24] Jun: Ah, oh yeah. So, Kanagawa, what're you doing? [ 2:28] Kanaria: Ka... *Kanaria ~kashira*!! Geez~! How did you discover about Kana before I even infiltrated ~kashira?! [ 2:36] Jun: Well of course you'd get discovered, shouting at the top of your lungs like that in front of someone's house! [ 2:41] Kanaria: Uwaaah~! Oh crap ~kashira! [ 2:43] Jun: What are you, an idiot? [ 2:44] Kanaria: T-that "idiot' remark was uncalled for ~kashira! You happen to be addressing the most intelligent of the Rozen Maidens~! [ 2:51] Jun: Intelligent, huh? [ 2:53] Kanaria: To suddenly stumble right from the very beginning... At this point I would ordinarily withdraw, but today Kana is a bit different ~kashira! [ 3:02] Jun: Different? How so? [ 3:04] Kanaria: Heh-heh...! I'm gonna shut you up...! [ 3:08] Jun: "Shut me up"? You mean... *shut me up*?!! [ 3:11] Kanaria: Fufufufufu! I have no choice about it, do I ~kashira?! [ 3:14] Jun: W-what do you intend to do to me?! [ 3:17] Kanaria: I hope you don't take this personally ~kashira, Shinku's Master! Eat THIS ~kashira! [ 3:22] [Whomp! Whomp!] [ 3:23] Jun: Aaaaagh-! [ 3:24] [Collapse. Drop.] [ 3:26] Kanaria: I'll give you this boxed lunch, so please turn a blind eye to me today ~kashira! [ 3:30] [Twang!] [ 3:30] Jun: Uhh... [ 3:31] Kanaria: Go on! Eat it ~kashira! [ 3:33] Jun: That's what you meant by "eat this"?! [ 3:35] Kanaria: Oooh... Forgive me, Micchan. When you went to so much trouble to make it for Kana, please don't think badly of me ~kashira! [ 3:45] Jun: [Sigh.] [ 3:46] Kanaria: [Whine.] [Crying:] And today's boxed lunch was full of sweet fried eggs, too~! [ 3:54] [Crow cawing and flapping its wings.] [ 3:55] Kanaria: Ahhh-! W-w-what's going on ~kashira?! Kana's being attacked by a crow yet again ~kashira~! [ 4:02] [Music stops.] [ 4:03] Ahhh, Kana's fried eggs~! "Drop"... [ 4:09] Jun: What are you, an idiot...? [ 4:10] Kanaria: S-saying I'm an idiot again, were you?! [ 4:13] Jun: Oh, do whatever you want. For one thing, I don't think you'd be able to manage to do anything to Shinku or the others. Later. [ 4:19] [Receding footsteps.] [ 4:20] [Door opening.] [ 4:21] Jun: I'm back! [ 4:22] [Clink.] [ 4:23] [Wind blowing.] [ 4:26] Kanaria: Oooh...! How humiliating ~kashira! I won't forgive you for this, Shinku's Master! You and Shinku both can wash your necks and await your executions ~kashira! [ 4:36] [Crow cawing and flapping its wings.] [ 4:38] Kanaria: Eeeek! You came yet again ~kashira~?! [Whine.] TRACK 2 - KANARIA THE TACTICIAN!! [ 0:00] [Helicopter rotor whirling.] [ 0:03] Cat-Burglar: You won't get away with this, Kunkun! You can wash your neck and await your execution! The next time for sure, I swear I will defeat you~! [ 0:13] Kunkun: Mysterious thief Cat-Burglar...! As for me, I swear *I'll* catch *you* someday! [ 0:21] [Helicopter taking off.] [ 0:21] Cat-Burglar: Hahahahahahahahahaha! Haah-hahahahahahahahahahaha...! [ 0:28] Kunkun: Wait, mysterious thief Cat-Burglar! Waaaaait! [ 0:33] [Music starts.] [ 0:34] Hinaichigo: [Flapping arms.] Kunkun~! Cat-Burglar got away from you~! [ 0:38] Shinku: Calm down, Hinaichigo. Kunkun has not lost. He's going to allow his opponent to drop his guard, then follow him back to his hideout and apprehend him together with his accomplices. That is Kunkun's strategy. [ 0:51] Hinaichigo: Ohhh! That's Kunkun for you! [ 0:54] Shinku: The one who ultimately will win will be Kunkun. And that holds true no matter what opponent he may be up against. [ 0:59] [Door opening.] [ 1:00] Hinaichigo: Ah! Jun! Welcome back ~na no! [ 1:03] Jun: Yeah... Oh? Suiseiseki and Souseiseki aren't here today? And I see you two are watching Kunkun, as usual... [ 1:12] Hinaichigo: Yeah! [ 1:13] Jun: I'd think you'd get sick of it from watching it constantly like that. You could try watching a different program once in a whi- [ 1:18] [Smack!] [ 1:18] Jun: Ow-! What the heck are you doing, Shinku-?! [ 1:21] Shinku: Perfect timing, Jun. Bring me a fresh cup of tea. [ 1:25] Jun: Don't smack people with your hair and start ordering them around the first thing when they walk in the door-! [ 1:28] Shinku: Hurry up and do it. ... Honestly, such a useless servant you are. [ 1:32] Jun: [Sigh.] Yeah, yeah... Right after I come back from putting my bag in my room. [ 1:37] [Music stops.] ... [ 1:39] [Clomp.] [ 1:40] Jun: Shinku, you...! If you want something like that, get it yourself! Sheesh, every single time... [ 1:45] Kanaria: Ooh-! [ 1:45] [Thump.] [ 1:46] Jun: Uwaah-! [ 1:46] [Thump.] [ 1:47] Kanaria: Ow-ow-ow... That hurts ~kashira! [ 1:50] Jun: You're... Kanabun! [ 1:52] Kanaria: I told you, it's Kanaria ~kashira! Huh? Shinku's Master! Don't tell me you were spying on Kana ~kashira?! [ 2:00] Jun: No, I wasn't... [ 2:01] Kanaria: Ah-! Heh-heh~! So *that's* the deal! Kana's shutting you up earlier is still fully in effect ~kashira! [ 2:08] Jun: No, I don't remember that. But, it doesn't matter. [ 2:12] Kanaria: Anyway, I won't allow you to interfere ~kashira! I just now finished setting a fearsome trap that will ensnare Shinku~! [ 2:19] Jun: A fearsome trap...? [ 2:21] Kanaria: Ufufufufu! By that I mean... THIS ~kashira! [ 2:24] [Bam!] [ 2:26] [Music starts.] [ 2:27] Jun: A stuffed Kunkun toy? [ 2:29] Kanaria: Exactly~! It's a rare, special limited-edition one that I got Micchan to order for me! When Shinku makes a grab for this, she'll instantly trip this thread! And then, this cage that I've set up will fall down and trap her inside of it! Yes, it will be...! [ 2:47] [Trill. Start of imagination sequence (with slightly echoing voices).] [ 2:50] [Jump.] [ 2:50] Shinku: Eeeeek! Kunkuuun~! [ 2:53] Kanaria: Now! You're mine ~kashira! [ 2:55] [Crash!] [ 2:56] Shinku: W-what's this?! You've tricked me, Kanaria! [ 3:00] Kanaria: Oh-hohoho! Shinku, may you rue and curse your foolishness ~kashira! You have lost - to me, Kanaria, the foremost tactician of the Rozen Maidens~! [ 3:11] Shinku: Oh my god! As expected of Kanaria. You are not an opponent I was capable of beating! [ 3:17] Kanaria: Of cooourse not ~kashira! Oh-hohohohohohohoho! [ 3:21] [Trill. End of imagination sequence.] [ 3:22[ Kanaria: ... like that-! [ 3:24] Jun: What century did that trap come out of?! No, it's not a matter of what century... Do you believe that'll actually work-?! [ 3:31] [Door starts to squeak open.] [ 3:32] Kanaria: Ahh-! Someone's coming ~kashira! I'll bet it's Shinku! [ 3:35] Jun: Ehh?! [ 3:36] Kanaria: Come over here ~kashira, Shinku's Master! [ 3:37] [Drag. Scuffling.] [ 3:39] Kanaria: I won't let you interfere with Kana ~kashiraaa! [ 3:41] [Struggling sounds.] [ 3:41] Jun: Ah-! Hey-! Stop pulling on me-! [ 3:43] [Door opens.] [ 3:44] Shinku: What are you doing, Jun? Hurry up and bring me my t-... ...? [Squeals.] [ 3:50] [Tinkling, bursting sound.] [ 3:51] Shinku: [Breathlessly:] T-this is... This is one of those stuffed Kunkun toys that are nearly impossible to acquire, even among his fans...! A "Yukemuri Kunkun", all alone! [ 4:03] Kanaria: [Stage whisper:] Yess~! It's affecting her exactly as I planned ~kashira! [ 4:07] Jun: [Stage whisper:] I told you, with such an obviouis trap, there's no way... [ 4:10] Shinku: [Breathing heavily.] [ 4:12] Jun: [Stage whisper:] ... S-such an obvious trap...? [ 4:15] Shinku: Eeeeek, Kunkuuun~! [ 4:18] Jun: Huh? Hey-! [ 4:18] [Running footsteps.] [ 4:19] Kanaria: Now! You're mine ~kashira! [ 4:21] [Crash. Music stops.] [ 4:22] Jun: S-she was so easily fooled... [ 4:26] Kanaria: [Whooping insanely.] At last the day has come ~kashira! Shinku, may you rue and curse your foolishness ~kashira! You have lost - to me, Kanaria, the foremost tactician of the Rozen Maidens~! [ 4:41] Shinku: Ahhh Kunkun, Kunkun...! [ 4:46] Kanaria: Huh? [ 4:47] Shinku: Ahh...! To run into you in such a place... What a wonderful day it is today! My love for you has linked us together, hasn't it, Kunkun! [ 4:57] Kanaria: H-hey, Shinku, look over here, and not just at Kunkun ~kashira! Shinku~! [ 5:04] Shinku: Oh. Kanaria. [ 5:05] Kanaria: Don't give me that "oh, Kanaria" ~kashira! Shinku, you have lost - to me, Kanaria, the foremost tactician of the Rozen Maidens-! [ 5:12] Shinku: Could it be, that you're the one who brought this here? [ 5:15] Kanaria: Eh? ... Well, yeah, but... [ 5:17] Shinku: Thank you, Kanaria! For you to give me such a wonderful thing as a present...! [ 5:22] Kanaria: Present~?! W-what are you talking about ~kashira?! Try taking a look at the predicament you're in right now ~kashira! [ 5:29] Shinku: Predicament? ... Oh, what's this? It's in my way. [ 5:34] [Clatter.] [ 5:34] Kanaria: Uhh-! [ 5:35] Jun: Of course she'd be able to easily move it aside, an ordinary little cage like that. [ 5:40] Shinku: Thank you, truly, Kanaria! [Breath catches.] If you like, would you care to join us here for tea? ... Ah, Kunkun...! [ 5:49] [Receding footsteps. Door closes.] [ 5:51] Hinaichigo: [In the distance:] Ahh-! Where'd you get that, Shinku?! [ 5:54] Shinku: [In the distance:] [Giggle.] Kanaria gave it to me as a present. [ 5:58] Hinaichigo: [In the distance:] Oooh! You're so lucky, you're so lucky! [ 6:02] [Flop.] [ 6:03] Kanaria: Kana should have beaten her, but... what's with this sudden feeling of defeat ~kashira? [ 6:10] Jun: That's the feeling you'd get from being defeated like that, I'd think. [ 6:13] Kanaria: [Whine.] Kana's strategy has barely begun ~kashira! [ 6:17] Jun: Eh-?! You've still got more?! [ 6:19] Kanaria: The next one I finish off will be...! [Cackle.] TRACK 3 - KANARIA THE TACTICIAN (?) [ 0:01] [Door opens.] [ 0:01] [Approaching footsteps.] [ 0:02] Shinku: Ah! Sit over here, Kanaria! Come now, make some space for her, Hinaichigo. Jun, go make some tea for Kanaria at once. ... Oh, what would you prefer for snacks? I hope we have something you'll approve of, Kanaria, but don't be shy - you can ask for anything at all that you'd like! [ 0:20] Jun: You're really too outspoken, you know. [ 0:23] Shinku: Never mind that, hurry up and go make our tea. If you keep a guest of mine waiting, you will be a failure as a servant. [ 0:30] Jun: [Grunt.] [ 0:31] Kanaria: [Uneasily:] Uh, thanks, Shinku! Actually, Kana brought a gift for you all ~kashira! [ 0:37] [Thump.] [ 0:38] Hinaichigo: Wow! It's a whole lot of unyuu~! [ 0:41] Shinku: My, you're really so considerate today,Kanaria! To bring gifts not just for me, but for Hinaichigo as well... [ 0:49] [Music starts.] [ 0:50] Kanaria: [Stage whisper:] Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Enjoy yourselves while you still can ~kashira! [ 0:54] Jun: [Stage whisper:] What the heck do these strawberry rice cakes have to do with your strategy? [ 0:57] Kanaria: [Stage whisper:] This is why stupid people are such a bother ~kashira! Actually, inside one of these strawberry rice cakes, I put some poison ~kashira! [ 1:05] Jun: [Stage whisper:] P-poison-?!! [ 1:06] Kanaria: [Stage whisper:] When Hinaichigo eats that...! [Giggle.] [ 1:10] [Trill. Start of imagination sequence.] [ 1:12] Hinaichigo: Yayy~! Let's eat ~na no! [ 1:16] [Pop!] [ 1:24] Kanaria: Ohh-hohoho! Hinaichigo, may you rue and curse your foolishness ~kashira! You have lost - to me, Kanaria, the foremost tactician of the Rozen Maidens~! [ 1:36] Hinaichigo: [Pained:] ... Oh, crap... Hina... has lost... "Drop"... [ 1:42] Kanaria: Ohh-hohohohohohohoho! [ 1:46] [Trill. End of imagination sequence.] [ 1:47] Kanaria: L-like that...! [ 1:50] Jun: Poison, where... where the heck did you get a hold of something like that?! [ 1:53] Kanaria: From the kitchen at Micchan's place ~kashira. [ 1:55] Jun: Ki...?! She keeps stuff like that in her kitchen...?! [ 1:58] Kanaria: She'll think to try eating some sweet, sweet strawberry rice cakes, and then what'll happen ~kashira? Inside the same red-colored filling there will be stuffed - oh my god! - a whole lot of red pepper~! [ 2:09] Jun: R-red pepper...! ... Red pepper? [ 2:11] Kanaria: And not just that! I blended in some wasabi and mustard, too ~kashira! [ 2:16] Jun: Oh, is that all. Don't scare me like that... [ 2:19] Kanaria: One could easily predict that pig Hinaichigo will end up eating all of the strawberry rice cakes herself. Now then, I wonder when she'll end up eating the one with the red pepper in it ~kashira?! This time for sure, you will all bow down before Kana's fearful strategy! [ 2:34] Jun: Fearful? That? [ 2:36] Hinaichigo: Yayy~! Let's ea-! [ 2:38] Shinku: Wait, Hinaichigo. [ 2:39] Hinaichigo: Hweh? [ 2:40] Kanaria: [Stage whisper:] Shinku...?! Don't tell me you've noticed Kana's strategy ~kashira?! [ 2:45] Jun: [Stage whisper:] Well, when you talked about it that loudly... [ 2:48] Shinku: Kanaria. [ 2:49] Kanaria: Eh?! [ 2:50] Shinku: ... These strawberry rice cakes. You... [ 2:53] Kanaria: [Whimper.] [ 2:55] Shinku: ... Won't you join us in eating them? [ 2:57] Kanaria: Eh? [ 2:58] Shinku: We've already gone to the trouble of having some tea made. Please eat them with us. It's all right, isn't it, Hinaichigo? [ 3:04] Hinaichigo: Yeah! It tastes better when we all eat together! [ 3:08] Kanaria: [Stage whisper:] Ahh, thank god~! I wasn't revealed ~kashira! [ 3:12] Shinku: Well, hurry up and sit down, Kanaria. [ 3:15] Kanaria: ... W-well then, don't mind if I do ~kashira! [ 3:17] [Step. Sit.] [ 3:18] Hinaichigo: Here, please have some ~na no, Kanaria! [ 3:20] Shinku: Well then, shall we eat? [ 3:22] Hinaichigo: Let's eat ~na no! [ 3:22] Kanaria: Let's eat ~kashira! [ 3:25] Jun: H-h-hey-! [ 3:27] [Pop-pop-pop!] [ 3:27] [Munching sounds.] [ 3:30] Jun: Uhh, Kanaria...? I'm telling you 'cause it seems as if you've totally forgotten, but didn't you say there was red pepper inside one of those? Well, I guess there's no way you'd pick the one with the red pepper in it, though... [ 3:44] Hinaichigo: Yayy~! They're yummy! I'm gonna eat another one! [ 3:48] Shinku: What an exquisite flavor. It goes well with the tea, also. It is a superb item. Kanaria, you've shown me something nice. Oh? [ 3:57] Kanaria: ...! [ 3:59] Shinku: Kanaria? [ 4:00] Kanaria: Oooooh...!! [ 4:03] Jun: You're kidding me... [ 4:04] [Flames roaring.] [ 4:04] Kanaria: [Garbled nonsense] ~kashira! [ 4:09] Shinku: What's wrong, Kanaria?! [ 4:11] Hinaichigo: Awesome! She's like a monster ~na no! [ 4:14] Jun: I don't know whether she's an idiot or just unlucky... No, she's both. [ 4:18] Kanaria: [Garbled:] Woe is me ~kashira... [ 4:23] [Flop.] [ 4:24] Shinku: Kanaria! [ 4:24] Hinaichigo: Kanaria! [ 4:25] [Music stops.] TRACE 4 - KANARIA THE... TACTICIAN... [ 0:00] [Door opening. Footsteps approaching. Door closing.] [ 0:04] Jun: There... [ 0:04] [Rustle.] [ 0:06] Hinaichigo: Hang in there, Kanaria! [ 0:09] Shinku: For her to suddenly faint, what on earth...? [ 0:11] Jun: S-she probably just got tired, right? It's no big deal, I'm telling you. [ 0:16] Shinku: Could it be, that she sacrificed her health this much in the process of searching for my stuffed Kunkun toy?! Oh no, for her to do this for me...! [ 0:25] Jun: Well, you're not wrong that she did it for you, but... [ 0:28] Hinaichigo: Kanaria is sooo nice today. It's weird! [ 0:33] Shinku: You ought not say something like that! I'm sure that this is how the real Kanaria is. [ 0:39] Jun: Anyway, it's nothing to worry that much about, so go on downstairs. She probably won't be able to relax with you two hanging around here... [ 0:46] Shinku: ... That's true. Let's go, Hinaichigo. [ 0:51] Hinaichigo: Yeah! Bye, Kanaria! [ 0:54] [Receding footsteps. Door opens.] [ 0:56] Shinku: Jun! Take good care of Kanaria, do you hear? Right now, Kanaria is far more important to me than you are, so... [ 1:06] Jun: Hah? [ 1:07] Shinku: Honestly Jun, I wish you'd learn even one-hundredth of the manners that Kanaria has. [ 1:14] [Receding footsteps. Door closes.] [ 1:15] Jun: A single stuffed toy makes her behave like that?! I'm the one who ought to be saying "honestly"! [ 1:21] Kanaria: Oooh... [ 1:23] Jun: [Sigh.] But why am I covering for all of her failures? Well, it's true that I thought I'd like to see Shinku get into some trouble, just a little bit, but... [ 1:34] Kanaria: [Groan.] Shinku's... Master... [ 1:38] Jun: Yeah. Are you OK? [ 1:40] Kanaria: My tongue still stings ~kashira... [ 1:43] [Thump.] [ 1:43] Jun: Here, I brought you some water. [ 1:46] Kanaria: Thanks ~kashira... [Glug glug.] Gehh... [ 1:51] Jun: You sure do seem depressed, don't you. [ 1:54] Kanaria: Where am I? [ 1:55] Jun: My room. Shinku and Hinaichigo are downstairs. [ 1:59] Kanaria: I see... Ahhh... I can't believe the ingenious strategies brought forth from Kana's ingenious brain are failing one after another... [ 2:10] Jun: Ingenious? You mean those? [ 2:13] Kanaria: And they even backfired on me... How pathetic for me, the most intelligent of the Rozen Maidens... [Crying.] [ 2:21] Jun: [Sigh.] Aw, c'mon. [ 2:24] Kanaria: Uhh? [ 2:25] Jun: The part where you baited the trap with Kunkun was a good idea, wasn't it? [ 2:29] Kanaria: Eh? [ 2:30] Jun: The problem was with the trap itself. If you were to use something that would cause Shinku more trouble, instead of that cage, you see... [ 2:37] Kanaria: Yeah, yeah! [ 2:38] Jun: She took off with that doll, but there are plenty of other Kunkun goods here that she treasures... [ 2:45] [Rustle.] [ 2:45] Kanaria: Yes! That's it ~kashira! [ 2:47] [Music starts.] [ 2:47] Jun: Whaa?! [ 2:48] Kanaria: Kana hasn't lost yet! You've given me a great idea ~kashira! And to let your mouth slip like that in front of Kana... you are such a foolish Master ~kashira! [ 3:00] Jun: [Sigh.] You're really happy-go-lucky, do you know that? [ 3:03] Kanaria: I know that Shinku's treasures are in that bookcase! [Giggle.] [ 3:07] [Footsteps. Grab.] [ 3:09] Kanaria: This! This is it! Using it, this time for sure I'll ensnare Shinku in a trap such that she won't be able to recover from, and I'll have her kneeling before my feet ~kashira! [ 3:18] Jun: Well, if you can get it to work. [ 3:20] Kanaria: Well, now that that's decided, let's go to Shinku and Hinaichigo at once~! [ 3:25] [CRASH!] [ 3:25] Kanaria: [Scream.] [ 3:25] Jun: [Scream.] [ 3:28] Suiseiseki: Ah, here you are, puny human. Suiseiseki and Souseiseki came over to play again today ~desu. [ 3:35] Jun: Y... y... y-y-y-y- [ 3:37] Suiseiseki: What's the matter? So happy you can't speak ~desu? [ 3:40] Jun: Y-y-you guys-!! Breaking the window glass again-!! [ 3:44] Souseiseki: We're sorry, Jun-kun! We became late in getting here today, so Suiseiseki panicked and... H-huh? [ 3:51] Kanaria: *Gulp-!* [ 3:52] Suiseiseki: Kanaria! What are you doing in Jun's room ~desu? [ 3:56] Kanaria: Well, that is... [ 3:59] Souseiseki: And moreover, what you've got there is... [Gasp.] Isn't that Shinku's treasure? [ 4:04] Kanaria: *Gulp-gulp-gulp!* [ 4:06] Suiseiseki: This is suspicious ~desu! I smell the scent of an evil plot ~desu! What were you doing, Kanaria? [ 4:13] Kanaria: K-Kana... Kana was... c-cleaning up ~kashira! [ 4:19] Suiseiseki: Cleaning~? Really?! [ 4:23] Kanaria: Really really for real ~kashira! [ 4:25] Suiseiseki: No, that is such a lie ~desu! [ 4:27] Kanaria: It's the truth ~kashira! [ 4:28] Suiseiseki: It's a lie ~desu! [ 4:29] Kanaria: It's the truth ~kashira! [ 4:30] Suiseiseki: It's a lie ~desu! [ 4:31] Kanaria: It's the truth ~kashira! [ 4:32] Suiseiseki: It's the truth ~kashira... [ 4:33] Kanaria: It's a lie ~desu! ... Uwaaah-!! [ 4:35] Suiseiseki: So you *were* lying after all ~desu!! [ 4:37] Kanaria: T-that was sneaky ~kashira! You caught me in a trap ~kashira! [ 4:41] Jun: Don't *let* yourself get caught! [ 4:42] Suiseiseki: What are you plotting ~desu?! If you don't completely cough it up at once, I'll interrogate you physically ~desu! [ 4:52] Kanaria: [Whimper.] [ 4:53] Suiseiseki: I'll do *this*...! [ 4:55] [Whip crack.] [ 4:56] Suiseiseki: And *that*...! [ 4:58] [Drill sound.] [ 5:01] Suiseiseki: And *this*, too...! [ 5:03] [Drumming sound and explosion.] [ 5:06] Suiseiseki: I'll use them all on you together ~desu!! [ 5:09] Kanaria: Waaaahh~! S-someone...! [ 5:13] Jun: Knock it off already! [ 5:15] Kanaria: Eh? [ 5:16] Suiseiseki: Jun. Why are you stopping me ~desu? [ 5:18] Jun: Well, that's... It's kinda my fault for saying things that would lead her on to... [ 5:24] Suiseiseki: Hah? What kind of nonsense are you talking about ~desu? Don't interfere with Suiseiseki ~desu! [ 5:30] Souseiseki: Calm down, Suiseiseki. As Jun-kun says, let's let her off with just this. It looks like she hasn't done anything yet, right? [ 5:37] Suiseiseki: [Grumble.] ... Mmm... Oh, all right ~desu. [ 5:41] Kanaria: [Sigh.] I-I'm saved ~kashira... TRACK 5 - A STRATEGIC WITHDRAWAL ~KASHIRA [ 0:00] [Door opens.] [ 0:00] Kanaria: Oh-?! [ 0:02] Shinku: ... Oh, Suiseiseki. [ 0:04] Hinaichigo: And Souseiseki, too! Welcome ~na no! [ 0:07] Kanaria: Shinku! Hinaichigo! [ 0:09] Shinku: I came up here thinking I'd heard some kind of commotion. What are you doing? [ 0:13] Suiseiseki: Nothing really~. We were just trying to teach that Kanaria a lesson ~desu. [ 0:18] Shinku: To Kanaria? [ 0:19] Hinaichigo: Why ~na no? [ 0:20] Kanaria: [Crying:] I wasn't really...! [ 0:23] Suiseiseki: It's because she was trying to do something suspicious with Shinku's treasure. [ 0:26] [Boom!] [ 0:26] Kanaria: [Screams.] [ 0:29] [Music starts.] [ 0:31] Kanaria: G-game over ~kashira! Everything's going to be found out ~kashira! [Sob.] While Kana is surrounded by the four of them, unable to even run away...! [ 0:43] [Start of imagination sequence.] [ 0:46] Shinku: So that's what was going on, was it? [ 0:48] Hinaichigo: I thought something seemed funny! [ 0:50] Shinku: Using Kunkun to try to catch me in a trap... I won't forgive you! [ 0:56] Suiseiseki: Today is the day I'm going to completely destroy you ~desu! [ 1:00] Souseiseki: Goodbye, Kanaria. [ 1:02] Dolls: Fufufufufu... [ 1:04] Kanaria: [Whine.] [ 1:07] [End of imagination sequence.] [ 1:09] Kanaria: [Whine.] Farewell, Micchan! [ 1:14] Jun: Y-you guys! This is, uh...! [ 1:16] Shinku: So that's what was going on, was it? [ 1:18] Kanaria: [Whine.] [ 1:19] Jun: Hey, Shinku! [ 1:20] Shinku: Kanaria... Thank you! [ 1:24] Kanaria: [Whine.] ... -Eh? [ 1:26] Jun: Huh? [ 1:26] [Music stops.] [ 1:28] Shinku: You were intending to give me another present, weren't you? [ 1:32] Kanaria: A present? [ 1:34] Souseiseki: What do you mean, Shinku? [ 1:35] Shinku: The truth of the matter is like this. Behold this stuffed Kunkun toy. [ 1:40] Suiseiseki: Ahh! Where did you get that?! [ 1:42] Souseiseki: You didn't have that before, did you, Shinku? [ 1:45] Shinku: A short time earlier, Kanaria gave it to me as a present. [ 1:48] Suiseiseki: Kanaria did?! [ 1:50] Souseiseki: That's unexpected. [ 1:51] Shinku: After seeing my joyful face, Kanaria thought to bring me another present again. But, in order to avoid disappointing me in the worst case, she was confirming in advance which goods I already owned. And because she wanted to keep the present a secret until then, she could not tell Suiseiseki or any of you. As a result, it appeared as if she were taking part in some kind of alarming activity. The mysteries have all been solved! [ 2:20] [Bang.] [ 2:22] Dolls: Ohhh! [ 2:23] Jun: What do you mean "ohhh"?! How can you believe that convenient an explanation?! [ 2:27] Shinku: Thank you, Kanaria, truly. Your consideration has touched my heart. [ 2:33] Kanaria: Y-yeah... [ 2:35] Suiseiseki: Kanaria, that's no fair! Give something to Suiseiseki too, not just to Shinku ~desu! [ 2:42] Kanaria: Eh?! Something...?! [ 2:44] Suiseiseki: What's with this big backpack? There are some gifts for Suiseiseki in side of here, aren't there ~desu? [ 2:50] [Dump, clatter.] [ 2:50] [Music starts.] [ 2:51] Kanaria: Ooooh-! Inside of there are some traps-! Er, no, I mean, there's nothing that great in there ~kashiraaa! [ 2:56] Suiseiseki: Some false ears...? A fishing rod...? [ 3:00] Souseiseki: These are those things you use for scooping goldfish... Why do you even have things like these? [ 3:04] Suiseiseki: There's really not anything worthwhile. ... Shinku... [ 3:09] Shinku: W-what? [ 3:11] Suiseiseki: I wonder, why did only Shinku get a present ~desu? [ 3:15] Shinku: That's because... Kanaria and I are soul-mates. [ 3:21] Suiseiseki: Eh-heh-heh-heh...? No, I've never heard of such a thing ~desu! It's no fair! Give that thing to Suiseiseki ~desu! [ 3:30] Shinku: Y-you've got to be kidding! Absolutely not! [ 3:33] Suiseiseki: Just give it here ~desu! [ 3:35] Shinku: [Gasp.] [ 3:35] [Struggling sounds.] [ 3:37] Suiseiseki: Let-go-of-it ~desu!! [ 3:39] Shinku: Certainly... not...! [ 3:41] Souseiseki: Cut it out, Suiseiseki! [ 3:43] Hinaichigo: Suiseiseki's a big fan of Kunkun, too? [ 3:46] Souseiseki: Well, in her case, it's more that she just doesn't like to lose... [ 3:51] Suiseiseki: ... Give it to me ~desu! [ 3:52] Shinku: No! [ 3:53] Suiseiseki: It's no fair keeping it to yourself ~desu! [ 3:54] Shinku: Kunkun is... He's *my* Kunkun! [ 3:56] Souseiseki: Hey, Suiseiseki...! [ 3:59] Hinaichigo: Shinku will let you borrow it! [ 4:02] Kanaria: I-I don't have any clue what's going on here ~kashira... [ 4:07] Jun: Hey, Kanaria. [ 4:08] Kanaria: [Gasp.] Shinku's Master...? [ 4:10] Jun: Go on, hurry. Now's your chance to escape. [ 4:13] Kanaria: Huh? Why? [ 4:14] Jun: Just go! While these guys have forgotten about you. [ 4:18] Kanaria: Y... yeah! But don't relax! I may have failed today, but Kana will not be discouraged by such as this ~kashira! Because Kana is-! [ 4:28] Jun: The most intelligent of the Rozen Maidens, right? I've memorized it by now. [ 4:33] Kanaria: Uh... I-I'll be back again ~kashira! Until that day, farewell ~kashira! [ 4:38] [Receding footsteps.] [ 4:40] [Door closes.] [ 4:41] Jun: [Sigh.] [ 4:42] Souseiseki: Hey, wait, everyone! [ 4:45] Suiseiseki: What is it, Souseiseki? [ 4:47] Souseiseki: If you look at this doll closely, its stitching doesn't match up. [ 4:51] Suiseiseki: Stitching...? [ 4:53] Shinku: ...? [Gasp.] I-it's true! [ 4:58] Souseiseki: The finishing work is also kinda rough... Do you suppose this could be a fake? [ 5:04] Shinku and Suiseiseki: *A fake?!* [ 5:05] Shinku: T-that's...! It couldn't be...! [ 5:10] Hinaichigo: Huh? The name written here... Instead of "Kunkun", it says "Gungun" ~na no. [ 5:15] Shinku: [Yelps.] [ 5:17] Suiseiseki: Ahh, how stupid, to be taken in by a fake... I'll let Shinku have a thing like that ~desu. [ 5:24] Shinku: H... how can this be...?! [ 5:27] Souseiseki: ... H-hang in there, Shinku! I'm sure you'll get a hold of a real one soon! [ 5:33] Hinaichigo: Cheer up, Shinku~! [ 5:36] Shinku: [Shakily:] ... Jun... My throat is dry... [ 5:40] Jun: Huh? [ 5:41] Shinku: Make me some tea... DO IT AT ONCE, JUN!!! [ 5:45] Jun: [Sigh.] Yeah, yeah... [ 5:49] [Music stops.] TRACK 6 - KANA AND MICCHAN [ 0:00] [Ambient outdoor sounds. Slow footsteps. Birds calling.] [ 0:05] Kanaria: [Sigh.] [Whimper.] I thought today would be the day, but I only ended up getting even more tired than usual ~kashira... [ 0:13] [Crow cawing and flapping its wings.] [ 0:14] Kanaria: Eeeeek, it's that crow again...! Geez, I don't have anything ~kashiraaa! [ 0:20] [Crow flies off.] [ 0:23] Kanaria: [Crying:] Geez, this is harsh ~kashira! [ 0:26] [Approaching footsteps.] [ 0:27] Jun: Hey! [ 0:28] Kanaria: ...! Shinku's Master! [ 0:29] [Music starts.] [ 0:29] Kanaria: W-what did you come here for ~kashira?! [ 0:32] Jun: Here. [ 0:32] [Toss.] [ 0:33] Kanaria: Huh? [ 0:34] Jun: Here - your backpack. You left it behind in my room. [ 0:39] Kanaria: ... Y-you came all the way out here to bring it for me ~kashira? [ 0:42] Jun: Not really for you. It's just that it'd be a nuisance if it were in my room. [ 0:46] Kanaria: ... U-uh, umm... T-thank you ~kashira... [ 0:52] Jun: Yeah... And, I'm sorry, for saying such weird things to you. [ 0:58] Kanaria: Oh? [ 0:59] Jun: If I hadn't told you about Shinku's treasure, it might not have turned out like that. [ 1:04] Kanaria: If you hadn't told..? Then, don't tell me that you helped me out on purpose...? [ 1:09] Jun: W-well, bye! [ 1:11] [Footsteps running off.] [ 1:14] Kanaria: Ah... Shinku's Master... [Sigh.] [ 1:20] [Music stops.] ... [ 1:21] [Tinkling / magical sound.] [ 1:22] Kanaria: I'm home, Micchan... [ 1:24] [Running footsteps.] [ 1:24] Micchan: Ahhh, Kanaaa~! [ 1:27] [Glomp!] [ 1:28] [Twisting sounds.] [ 1:28] Micchan: Kana-Kana-Kana-Kana-Kana-Kana-Kana~! [ 1:29] Kanaria: Ahhh-! M-Micchan...! You don't have to call my name so many times and hug me so hard like that! Kana's right here ~kashira! [ 1:37] Micchan: Today I wanted to play with you a lot so I took off work and came home~! Where were you?! [ 1:43] Kanaria: A-at Shinku's place ~kashira. [ 1:46] Micchan: Oh? At Shinku's...? [Sigh.] You're so lucky... I wonder if they'll all be able to come over here to play sometime soon...?! [ 1:56] Kanaria: ... Say, Micchan... [ 1:58] Micchan: Hm? What? [ 2:00] Kanaria: I think I've become a little bit envious of Shinku and the others... [ 2:06] Micchan: Huh? [ 2:07] Kanaria: I don't really understand, but... Shinku's Master seems like a pretty nice guy... [ 2:15] Micchan: Kana... you can't mean... [Blubbering.] [ 2:20] [Twisting sounds.] [ 2:21] [Music starts.] [ 2:22] Micchan: [Crying:] You'd prefer to stay over there?! You'd prefer Shinku-chan's Master?! Oh nooo~! *I'm* your Master, Kana~!! [ 2:32] Kanaria: M-Micchan, calm down ~kashira! I didn't particularly say a word about preferring him over you ~kashira! [ 2:41] Micchan: Honest? [ 2:42] Kanaria: K-Kana's most precious Master is you, Micchan ~kashira! [ 2:47] Micchan: Kana... Kanaaa~!! [ 2:50] [Squeezing sounds.] [ 2:50] Kanaria: [Strangled noise.] [ 2:52] Micchan: Ahh, Kana is the best after all! Won't you try on these clothes I went and bought earlier? [ 2:57] [Jangle.] [ 2:57] Micchan: And won't you also try on this pendant? And there are lots and lots of fried eggs cooked up for you! Go on, eat up! Here! [Pop!] Here! [Pop!] Here-here-here! [Pop-pop-pop!] [ 3:06] Kanaria: [Muffled noise.] I-I can't eat this many of them ~kashira! [ 3:09] Micchan: Kana, you're going to be with me forever~! [ 3:13] [Glomp!] [ 3:13] Micchan: Kanaaa~!! [ 3:14] Kanaria: Eeeee-! ~kashira! [ 3:26] [Music stops.] TRACK 7 - SONG: "PIZZICATO HIYORI" ("A FINE PIZZICATO DAY") [DRAMA VERSION] Ohisama kyou mo gokigen kashira, higasa mo batchiri soubi The sun looks happy again today, I think; I'm perfectly outfitted with a parasol Zekkou no odekakebiyori ne, minna keikaku-douri It's a splendid, fine day for going out; it's all according to the plan Kutsu no RIBON kyutto shimetara, iza shuppatsu! I tightly tie up the ribbons on my shoes, and, now then, I'm off! Fuwari, kaze ni notte yuku no Gently, I go riding the wind Suki wo neratte, juukyo shinnyuu Aiming for an opening, infiltrating the house Kizukanai uchi ni, zenbu te ni ireru While you aren't noticing, I'll take everything Kanpeki! Perfect! Itsu de mo yudan taiteki kashira, tegowai karasu ni chuu'i Negligence is always my archenemy, be careful of the formidable crow Sakushi wa tsune ni reisei na no yo, minna keikaku no uchi A tactician must at all times be cool, it's all within the plan Hikyou na shinri kougeki ni yureru kokoro Their hearts swayed by an underhanded psychological attack Fuwari, oishisou na nioi Gently, a delicious-seeming smell Kyou no tokoro wa (onaka suita shi) For today (I'm hungry) Minogashite ageru, saa ie ni kaerou I'll let this pass; well, let's go home Kyou mo oyasumi Today, I rest Ashita wa hareru kashira Will tomorrow be clear, I wonder?