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[Kunkun theme music starts.]
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It was an awesome one again today~! |
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But, that mysterious vixen thief - I don't like how she's trying to seduce Kunkun ~desu! |
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It will be all right, Suiseiseki. Kunkun would never allow himself to be fooled by a disgusting woman like that! |
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Yeah! I can't wait for the next episode! |
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Hi there! It's me - Kunkun! Today
I'm going to read another one of the fan letters that you've all sent
in! Well, this one that I'm going to read is from a friend with the
pen-name "Fujita-san" from Tokyo. Ah, "I always enjoy watching your
show". Oh, thanks! "This time, I have a question for you, Kunkun".
Uh-huh. "Kunkun, what type of woman do you like?" ...?! |
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Eh-?!! |
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Hweh? |
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"If you would, please tell me what is your ideal type of woman". ... I see! |
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K... Kunkun's...?! |
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Ideal type...? |
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Of woman, he asks?! |
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What's "ideal type of woman" mean? |
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Hmm... Well, let's see... |
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Hey, Shinku...! |
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Shhh-! Be quiet! |
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Shut up ~desu! |
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Of course, that would be...! |
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[Gulp.] |
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Someone who is ladylike... |
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Uh-huh...! |
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And modest... |
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Uh-huh, uh-huh...! |
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Someone who is a good cook... |
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Ahhh-! Without a doubt, he's describing Suiseiseki~desu! |
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Hold on a minute! The "good cook" part is the only thing that you've got, isn't it?! |
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What are you saying ~desu?! Ladylike, modest, lovely, and elegant... Without a doubt, he's describing Suiseiseki ~desu! |
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No, you're adding on things... |
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And also...! |
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[Panting.] |
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Someone who is especially good at
cleaning and doing laundry, at looking after people's needs and enjoys
helping them, and who takes the lead in performing chores that others
find unpleasant. I'd love a woman like that! |
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Hweh...! |
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[Grunt.] That's setting the hurdle rather high, isn't it... |
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Yeah. As expected of Kunkun. |
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[Breathing shakily.] |
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Also... |
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Th... there's more ~desu?! |
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On the other hand, I don't care for
women who are self-centered, or hot-tempered, or who quickly resort to
violence...! ... Everyone, you watch out for them too, okay? Well then,
see you all again next weeKunkun! |
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[Kunkun theme music stops.] |
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[Sigh.] |
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[Switching TV off.] |
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[Footsteps.] |
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Ahh, I'm done tidying up... Oh? What's the matter, everyone, heaving sighs like that...? |
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Ah, Nori! |
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[Standing up.] |
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... Oh?! Everyone let's all improve our characters and aspire as best we can to become ladies worthy of Kunkun! |
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What are you saying, Shinku? When Kunkun was talking about his ideal type of woman a minute ago, I learned something ~desu! |
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And what might that be? |
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That would be... that Kunkun's ideal type of woman... is the exact opposite type from Shinku ~desu! |
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Wha... what did you say?! |
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All of the features of the type he disliked applied to you ~desu! |
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Wha...?!! |
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Hweh... |
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Oh, dear... |
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[Footsteps.] |
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I'm back... Huh? Did something happen? |
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In just what respect am I not ladylike or lacking in modesty?! |
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Huh? Hmm, well, let's see... If I had to say it, you're kinda selfish and hot-tempered, aren't you? |
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Silence!! |
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[Whip-crack.] |
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[Yelp.] |
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[Thump.] |
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Ah-! Jun! |
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[Footsteps.] |
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Ah... That was some bad timing, Jun-kun... |
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Well, not that it's anything you didn't deserve, but... More importantly, Shinku... |
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What is it-?! |
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That part of your character is no good ~desu! |
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[Whimper.] Shut up...! |
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Kunkun will hate you ~desu! |
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[Breathes shakily.] |
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[Footsteps.] |
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[Door slams closed.] |