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| 0:00 | [Birds singing.] |
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| 0:03 | [Drapes being drawn.] | |
| 0:05 | [Window being opened.] | |
| 0:07 | [Footsteps.] | |
| 0:10 |  |
[Groan.] |
| 0:12 |  |
Good morning, Jun-sama. |
| 0:16 | |
[Yawn.] 'Morning... Eh? "Jun-sama"?!! |
| 0:23 | |
[Chuckle.] It is such a fine day today. The breeze is gentle and feels so nice... does it not? |
| 0:34 | |
Hah... |
| 0:35 | |
Jun... -sama, ah, I have prepared your breakfast, so will you not please wash your face and join me downstairs? |
| 0:44 | |
What the heck have you been saying-?! |
| 0:46 |  |
[From downstairs:] [Scream.] |
| 0:50 | [Footsteps running up the stairs.] | |
| 0:50 | |
J-J-J-Juuun-kuuun~! I-i-it's awful~! |
| 0:54 | [Door slamming open.] | |
| 0:54 | |
W-what the heck is it?! |
| 0:57 | |
Ahhh,
i-thought-I'd-make-breakfast-but-someone-was-in-the-kitchen,
the-kitchen-was-all-a-mess-and-it-was-like-boom-and-whoosh-and-the- ceiling-was-all-black-and-burnt-and...!! |
| 1:04 | |
Huh? What the?! What are you talking about-?! |
| 1:07 | |
And-and-and, there-were-like-a-ton-of-things-that-were-taken-out-and-set- on-the-table-and...!! |
| 1:12 | |
... Ahem. |
| 1:13 | |
Ugh... Don't tell me you...? |
| 1:16 | [Box latch opening.] | |
| 1:18 |  |
[Yawn.] Good morning ~na no... |
| 1:22 |  |
[Yawn.] What is with all this racket first thing in the morning...? |
| 1:30 | |
Oh my, Hinaichigo... -chan, Suiseiseki... -oneesama... |
| 1:36 | |
Hweh? |
| 1:38 | |
... Hah? |
| 1:39 | |
Hinaichigo... -chan...? |
| 1:42 | |
Suiseiseki... -oneesama...? |
| 1:46 | |
Ahh... and you too, Nori-sama... |
| 1:49 | |
Eh?! Nori... -sama...?! |
| 1:53 | |
Good morning, everyone~! |
| 1:55 | |
EHHHHH?!! |
| ... | ||
| 1:59 | [Music starts.] | |
| 2:03 | |
[Whispering:] Ahh, what the heck is the matter with Shinku?! |
| 2:05 | |
[Whispering:] It's kinda scary! |
| 2:07 | |
[Whispering:] Sh-Shinku-chan... Ah! She must have eaten something bad by accident! Ahh, what should I do?! Maybe we should have a doctor - no, a doll-maker? - take a look at her? Oh, dear...! |
| 2:19 | |
[Sigh.] What the heck is she thinking? |
| 2:23 | |
[Humming cheerfully.] |
| 2:24 | [Chime.] | |
| 2:26 | |
Well, they're done! |
| 2:26 | [Footsteps.] | |
| 2:30 | |
Sorry to keep you waiting~! |
| 2:33 | |
[Retch.] |
| 2:34 | |
[Whispering:] The toast... is totally...! |
| 2:37 | |
[Whispering:] Burnt to a crisp ~na no! |
| 2:39 | |
Oh my, that's really something, isn't it...! |
| 2:42 | |
Well, there's no need to hold back, so go-a-head-and-eat~! |
| 2:47 | |
[Groan.] |
| 2:49 | |
[Giggle.] |
| 2:50 | [Slap.] | |
| 2:51 | |
Ow-! Wha-?! |
| 2:53 | |
Hm? |
| 2:54 | |
[Whispering:] Hey, Jun! |
| 2:55 | |
[Whispering:] What the heck was that for?! |
| 2:56 | |
[Whispering:] Do something about this ~desu! |
| 2:58 | |
[Whispering:] Huh? "Something"...? |
| 3:00 | |
[Whispering:] Obviously, I mean that you should eat all of it yourself ~desu! |
| 3:03 | |
Wha-?!! Don't be ridiculous!! Do you think there's any way I could eat that kind of crap?!! |
| 3:08 | |
[Whispering:] Shhh-! You're voice is too loud ~desu! |
| 3:11 | |
I see... After I slaved so hard to make it for you, you don't want to eat it... then? |
| 3:19 | |
Eh? Umm, that is...! |
| 3:22 | |
Th-that's not true...! |
| 3:25 | |
R... right ~desu...! [Nervous laughter.] Here, Jun! |
| 3:28 | [Banging plate down on the table.] | |
| 3:28 | |
It looks so delicious, doesn't it ~desu?! |
| 3:30 | |
G-get that away from me! Hey, wahhh-!! |
| 3:32 | [Cramming toast down Jun's throat.] | |
| 3:34 | |
Heeere you go, Jun! Eat plenty of it ~desu! Okaaay? |
| 3:40 | |
[Yelling through mouthful of food:] S-stop-!!! [Choking.] |
| 3:41 | |
I see... So he doesn't want to eat it, after all... |
| 3:46 | [Cramming sounds stop.] | |
| 3:46 | |
[Gasping for breath.] B-bitter... ... YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT I DON'T-!! |
| 3:50 | [More cramming.] | |
| 3:50 | |
[Choking.] |
| 3:53 | |
Heeere, here you go, Jun! There's plenty more left! Don't be-shy-a-bout-it-~de-su!! [Punctuated with punching sounds.] |
| 4:00 | |
[Choking. Screaming, abruptly cut off.] |
| 4:05 | [Thump.] | |
| 4:06 | [Music stops.] | |
| 4:07 | |
[Nervous laughter.] ... Oh that Jun, he found Shinku's cooking so delicious that he ended up eating all of our portions, too ~desu! H-honestly, how hopeless he is! |
| 4:19 | |
Suiseiseki, you're amazing...! |
| 4:22 | |
Is that so? But, Jun - I mean, Jun-sama - ate it all, so... there's no longer any breakfast left for everyone else. |
| 4:33 | |
[Gulp.] |
| 4:34 | |
So I'll make some more right away! |
| 4:36 | |
NOOOO ~na no!! |
| 4:38 | |
H-h-h-h-h-hold on just a minute ~desu! |
| 4:40 | |
Oh? What is it? |
| 4:42 | |
Ah, th-that is... Ah! I-it would be a sin for us to rely on Shinku so much ~desu! So, we'll be fine with making our own breakfasts ~desu! |
| 4:53 | |
But... |
| 4:54 | |
"He who does not work, shall not eat ~desu"! Isn't that right, Hinaichigo? |
| 5:00 | |
Hweh? Ah, y-yeah ~na no! |
| 5:04 | |
Yes? All right, then... |
| 5:07 | |
[Sigh.] |
| 5:08 | |
In that case, I think I'll go do the laundry next. |
| ... | ||
| 5:15 | [Music starts.] | |
| 5:15 | [Clinking of tableware.] | |
| 5:18 | |
Ah, Nori's cooking really is the best after all ~desu! |
| 5:23 | |
[Giggle.] Thank you, Suiseiseki-chan. But, will this be all right? Jun-kun, Shinku-chan- |
| 5:31 | [Door opening.] | |
| 5:32 |  |
Hello! |
| 5:33 | |
Oh, welcome, Souseiseki-chan! |
| 5:36 | [Footsteps.] | |
| 5:36 | |
Souseiseki! What brings you here so early in the morning? |
| 5:40 | |
Ah, well, there was some black smoke coming out of this house, so I flew down here thinking there might be a fire or something. |
| 5:46 | |
[Nervous laughter.] Well, you see, that was Shinku-chan's cooking. |
| 5:50 | |
Eh?! Shinku's... cooking?! |
| 5:54 | |
And to prove it, here we have a fallen sacrificial victim. |
| 5:58 | |
Eh? Ahh-! J-Jun-kun... |
| 6:02 | [Stirring sounds.] | |
| 6:02 | |
[Groan.] |
| 6:04 | |
Ah-! Jun! Jun's awake! |
| 6:07 | |
The... the inside of my mouth... ... W-water...! |
| 6:12 | |
Ah, here, Jun-kun! |
| 6:13 | [Setting down glass.] | |
| 6:15 | |
[Gulping sounds.] ... But, what the heck could Shinku be thinking?! |
| 6:22 | |
Honestly! Cooking breakfast and cleaning and what-not... I don't know what twist of fate could have brought this about ~desu! |
| 6:30 | |
Seriously, I wonder what happened? |
| 6:33 | |
Cooking, and cleaning...? ... I see! It's probably about Kunkun, isn't it? |
| 6:41 | |
Kunkun?! |
| 6:42 | |
I see! That business from yesterday, right? |
| 6:46 | |
[Chuckle.] Shinku's trying to come closer to the image of Kunkun's ideal woman, that he was talking about yesterday! |
| 6:53 | |
Hweh... "Kunkun's ideal woman"? |
| 6:57 | |
Honestly! Despite it being so out of character for her, what could Shinku be thinking ~desu? |
| 7:04 | |
[Grunt.] So that's why she's making this kind of burnt cooking and stuff. ... Huh? Now that I think of it, where... where did Shinku go? |
| 7:13 | |
Eh? Earlier, she said she was going to do the laundry... |
| 7:16 | |
Wait a minute! Shinku, doing laundry...?! Somebody stop her! |
| 7:21 | |
There's no particular problem, is there? If she wants to do the laundry, then we should let her do it ~desu. |
| 7:26 | |
That's right. Since Shinku-chan has gotten up the urge to do it. |
| 7:30 | |
Shinku is working hard! |
| 7:32 | |
Also, the washing machine is fully automatic, so it'll be all right! |
| 7:35 | |
No, but...! It's impossible. This is Shinku we're talking about. |
| 7:41 | |
My, how rude. |
| 7:42 | [Footsteps.] | |
| 7:44 | |
Shinku-chan! Is the laundry doing all right? |
| 7:48 | |
Yes. The washing machine is working away quite noisily. Honestly... To be worried about me doing such a simple thing... |
| 7:56 | |
Th-that's right! You see, Jun-kun? It's all right, isn't it? |
| 8:00 | |
[Grunt.] |
| 8:01 | |
Ahem. ... By the way, Nori - I mean, Nori-sama - what should we do about all those bubbles? |
| 8:10 | |
Bubbles? |
| 8:11 | |
Yes. They started rapidly piling out of the washing machine, and the room has become completely filled with bubbles, but... Is there something you could do about that washing machine, I wonder? |
| 8:21 | |
Eh-?!! |
| 8:23 | |
O-o-o-o-oh, oh nooo~!! [Panting.] |
| 8:24 | [Running footsteps.] | |
| 8:28 | |
[From the next room:] Ahhh~! Bubbles... Bubbles are...!! |
| 8:34 | |
[Sigh.] |
| 8:40 | [Music stops.] | |
| ... | ||
| 8:42 | |
At any rate, let's wait until the bubbles die down, alright? |
| 8:45 | |
Even the hallway was full of bubbles ~desu. |
| 8:47 | |
Hweh...! It's all slippery! I was surprised! |
| 8:52 | |
I told you so... |
| 8:54 | |
It would seem that I performed the job too well. |
| 8:57 | |
No, I don't think that's it, Shinku... |
| 9:03 | |
Ahem... Well then, next, I think I'll tidy up the room. |
| 9:08 | |
Weh-?! No, that's okay! |
| 9:10 | |
To tidy things up and arrange things in their proper order, this is what is expected of a lady. Where is the vacuum cleaner? |
| 9:16 | |
The vacuum cleaner is upstairs, so hold on a minute, okay? |
| 9:20 | [Footsteps going upstairs.] | |
| 9:22 | |
Ugh... I've got kind of a bad feeling about this ~desu... |
| 9:25 | |
Vacuum cleaner... The vacuum cleaner is scary when it gets mad! It's dangerous! |
| 9:31 | |
Ah, I'd better get going, then... |
| 9:33 | |
S-S-Souseiseki?! Do you intend to escape all by yourself?! |
| 9:37 | |
Souseiseki, that's no fair! |
| 9:39 | |
I'm not "escaping"! It's just that, you see, I'd get in the way of her tidying up the room if I were here, and... |
| 9:43 | |
I won't let you escape ~desu! |
| 9:45 | [Grab.] | |
| 9:46 | [Struggling sounds.] | |
| 9:46 | |
Ahh-! L-let go of me, Suiseiseki-! |
| 9:49 | |
No way ~desu! I don't remember raising you to be the kind of child who would escape on her own ~desu! |
| 9:55 | |
You didn't "raise me" at all! |
| 9:57 | |
Since when did you become such a coward ~desu?! |
| 10:01 | |
Ow-! Suiseiseki, Grandpa is waiting for-! |
| 10:03 |  |
[Echoing voice:] Ohh~? What's with all the commotion~? |
| 10:06 | |
Eh?! |
| 10:07 | [Music starts.] | |
| 10:07 | [Magic sounds.] | |
| 10:10 | |
Shinkuuu... Oh? [Giggle.] What is with those clothes~? They look so laaame~! |
| 10:18 | |
Hmph... This style of clothing is called a kappougi*. It is a traditional outfit that prevents one's clothes from getting dirty while one is cleaning the room... ah... Suigintou... -oneesama. |
| [* kappougi: a Japanese-style apron worn for cooking or cleaning] | ||
| 10:34 | |
Hah? "O-Onee-"?! |
| 10:36 | |
[Nervously:] I know! Why don't you join in helping me clean up? |
| 10:41 | |
Hah? [Giggle.] Honestly, I'd always thought of you as a foool, but now you're really proving yourself to be one, aren't you~? There's no reason why a proud doll of the Rozen Maidens such as myself should have to clean! Truly, it seems so foolish~! |
| 10:48 | |
[Chuckle.] Keep on making fun of me as much as you like. The one to cry later will be you. |
| 11:04 | |
Hm~? What kind of nonsense are you spouting~? |
| 11:07 | |
No, it's just as Shinku says. |
| 11:12 | |
What do you mean? |
| 11:13 | |
From yesterday's "Detective Kunkun", we learned what kind of woman is Kunkun's type ~desu! |
| 11:19 | |
Eh-?! Kunkun's... type...?! |
| 11:23 | |
Ah, no, on second thought this kind of talk has no connection with you, Suigintou. Just forget I brought it up ~desu! |
| 11:28 | |
That's right. Now that you mention it, there's no way that Suigintou would have any interest in Kunkun, is there. |
| 11:33 | |
And with that said, if you've got no business here, then hurry up and leave ~desu. |
| 11:38 | |
Wa... wait a minute-! |
| 11:40 | |
Hm? |
| 11:41 | |
... It's all right, so continue. |
| 11:43 | |
Hah? |
| 11:44 | |
I'm telling you to continue what you were talking about! ... I-it's not that I particularly care about what kind of woman is Kunkun's type! It's just that, well... I-it irritates me when people stop halfway through what they're saying, that's all! |
| 11:59 | |
Ohhh...? |
| 12:02 | |
W-why the hell are you all looking at me like that?! D-do you actually think that I would fall in love with the likes of a mere dog detective?! |
| 12:09 | |
Well, yeah... |
| 12:11 | |
It seems something has caught her. |
| 12:12 | |
Hmmm? Well, fine. Um, uh, where was I again? |
| 12:20 | |
... You were talking about what kind of woman is Kunkun's type! |
| 12:23 | |
Oh, yeah, that's right. Kunkun's ideal type of woman is... |
| 12:28 | |
Ladylike and modest, someone who is especially good at cooking and cleaning, and likes looking after peoples needs. But... |
| 12:36 | |
... Hmmm~? I see... "But"...? |
| 12:42 | |
But... [Cackle.] Here's the best part...! |
| 12:47 | |
[Wince.] |
| 12:48 | |
Hm? |
| 12:48 | |
On the other hand, he dislikes women who are self-centered, hot-tempered, and quickly resort to violence ~desu! |
| 12:56 | [Music stops.] | |
| 12:56 | |
[Laughter.] Why, he's describing Shinku perfectly, isn't he~? Ahh, that's hilarious~! [Laughter.] |
| 13:04 | |
What did you say?!! |
| 13:06 | |
[Laughter.] Overbearing, haughty, and - theeere, you see~? - she bursts out in anger right away when you just tease her a little bit~! |
| 13:13 | |
[Fuming.] W-who on earth could you be talking about?! Are you sure you aren't looking into a mirror, Suigintou-oneesama?! |
| 13:22 | |
Hmph! I don't know how you think just acting like that is going to change you, but, it really doesn't suit you~! [Laughter.] |
| 13:33 | [Flying off.] | |
| 13:36 | [Magical sounds.] | |
| 13:36 | |
[Grunt.] ... Geez... |
| 13:41 | |
Ahh... What the heck did Suigintou come here for? |
| 13:45 | |
I don't know. |
| 13:47 | |
Oh? Shinku? |
| 13:49 | |
[Gnashing teeth.] |
| 13:50 | [Running footsteps.] | |
| 13:51 | [Door slams closed.] | |
| 13:52 | |
What's the matter with Shinku? |
| 13:55 | |
[Sigh.] |
| 13:55 | [Footsteps.] | |
| 13:56 | |
[Sigh.] |
| 13:58 | |
Hey, what happened? Just now Shinku-chan- |
| 14:03 | |
[Grunt.] |
| 14:05 | |
Jun-kun? |
| 14:06 | |
Ah, Jun! Wait! Hina's coming too...! Eh? |
| 14:08 | [Footsteps. Grab.] | |
| 14:09 | |
Eh? |
| 14:10 | |
Let's let Jun-kun handle this. |
| 14:12 | |
Yes. Puny-Ichigo, leave them be ~desu. |
| 14:16 | |
Oooh... |