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[Intro music starts.] |
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"The Barasuishou Makeover Project". |
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[Intro music stops.] |
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[Door opens.] |
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[Grunt.] |
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[Footsteps.] |
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Enju. Barasuishou. Today there's something important I have to discuss with you. |
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Discuss...? |
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Yes. A very
important discussion that will determine how things will turn out from
now on. ... Enju, what do you think of Barasuishou? |
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[Grunt.] ... She's magnificent. |
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Noo, if you ask me, she's got quite a ways to go. |
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[Music starts.] |
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Please
consider this! When placed alongside Shinku, Suiseiseki, and the
others, I can't help but be dissatisfied with Barasuishou! To put it in
a single word... it's her personality! |
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Personality...? |
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Yes! Shinku,
Hinaichigo, Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Kanaria, and Suigintou... Each one
of them is a doll with her own distinctive personality, whereas
Barasuishou... When I compare her to them, I can't help but think that
her personality is too weak! |
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My personality... is weak... |
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That's where
my plan comes in! I've been thinking of various things that would make
Barasuishou into a more individual character. I call it... |
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[Music stops. Drumroll.] |
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[Echoing
voice:] "The Barasuishou Makeover Project"! |
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[Zing.] |
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"The Barasuishou..." |
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"... Makeover Project"...? |
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[Music starts.] |
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Let's start first with something simple: an appeal to cuteness by adding "~nyaa" at the end of your sentences. |
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... I am the seventh doll of the Rozen Maidens, Barasuishou ~nyaa. Come, let us begin the Alice Game ~nyaa. |
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Good... Good, Barasuishou! Really nice. |
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[Sigh.] I don't know... |
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Continuing, a cute Barasuishou who acts nicely towards everyone! |
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... Ufufufufu! How do you do! My name's Barasuishou~! It's so~ nice to meet all of you~! |
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Um... [Clap.] Great! You're the best, Barasuishou! Well then, next, the serious class-representative type. |
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Everyone, listen to what I have to say! Why must you all act so
selfishly?! Didn't I say that we should begin the Alice Game?! Grr...! |
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Good! That's it! You're getting the hang of this, Barasuishou! Hey, Enju, don't you have any reque--. |
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A young bride! |
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... Welcome home, my husband. Would you like to take a bath? Or would you like to eat dinner first? [Giggle.] Or... |
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[Slow, unsteady breath.] |
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[Music stops.] |
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... Nice. |
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Enju, you're quite the maniac, aren't you! |
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Then... |
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[Music starts.] |
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A girl
sadly rides the swingset alone in the park at twilight. There appears
the man that she longs for. However, she cannot quite bring herself to
speak to him. While she dithers over what to do, he has already gone.
Depressed over her lack of courage, the girl--. |
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[Music stops.] |
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That situation's too detailed! |
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[Clears throat.] |
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Next then, a domineering queen, who shows up wielding a whip! |
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[Whip cracks. Music starts.] |
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... Now, get
down on your knees and lick the queen's shoes! Oh? What's with that
defiant look~? It seems you still don't know your place, do you? |
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[Whip cracks.] |
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[Screaming amid whip cracks.]
Yes, my queen! Before you, I am trash! Scum! A worm! Ah-! More-! Lash me more-! |
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Shirosaki. |
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[Music stops.] |
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[Incoherent gibbering amid cracks of the whip.] Ah-! M-more...! |
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Shirosaki! ... Hey! Scum! |
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[Panting.] Ah... well... sorry, what can I... It's relevant to my... Uh, I'll try not to be so... |
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... Very well... |
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[Clears throat.] ... Next then, getting back on track: an innocent, younger sister-type girl. |
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[Music starts.] |
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... Big brother, call me "Bara-rin", OK? |
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Ba... Bara... rin?! |
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Moving on, a cute little girl spoiled by her father! |
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... Pa-pa! When Barasuishou grows up, she's going to become your bride! |
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And next, a captivating bondage queen! |
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[Whip cracks. Music changes.] |
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... Oh-hohoho! Address me as "your majesty"! |
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[Screaming amid cracks of the whip.] Ah...! Ahh-! Your... Your Majesty! |
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You just did that one a minute ago! |
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Ah, sorry... I guess after all, to me, this role is just... well... |
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Enough! Let's pretend this discussion never happened. |
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Ah? Eh? Enju? |
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Barasuishou
is the ultimate doll that I have created! She is second to none, the
ultimate young bri--... er, girl! There is no need for any unasked-for
tinkering! ... Do you understand, Barasuishou? |
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[Music stops.] |
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Yes... my husband... |
