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[Music starts.] |
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[Echoing voice:] "Suigintou's 'Koyoi mo Ennu~i' - Christmas Special". |
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[Music changes.] |
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[Echoing voice:] "My Dearest Black Angel". |
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This corner is one in which I
entertain your so-called words of wooing. I always get delivered
entreaties from people trying to sway my heart, to make me believe that
I wouldn't mind making them my Medium. But, this being a Christmas
Special, I'm concentrating specifically on the wooing words of
listeners who say they want to spend their Christmas together with me. |
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Hello. I'm Suigintou's Medium, Megu Kakizaki. |
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... Is it all right for you to be back out of bed already? |
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Yes. I'm feeling better now. Sorry, everyone, for making you worry. |
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You should have stayed in bed longer. |
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Thanks to you, too, Suigintou, for worrying about me. |
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I... I'm not particularly worrying about you or anything! |
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No? But, I can tell. |
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Hmph! Say what you like... |
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Hey, Suigintou? Were you lonely, being by yourself? |
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Huh? There's no way I'd be lonely~! |
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I was lonely. |
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M-Megu...? |
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Whenever I'm around you,
Suigintou, I feel very energetic. It's as if somehow you're sharing
your strength with me - that's what it feels like. |
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To... to be sure, whenever I'm around Megu I do feel like somehow my energy's being drained away... |
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Want to eat an apple? |
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Where the hell did that come from, all of a sudden?! |
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I got it from a hospital visitor. Suigintou, do you like apples? |
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N-not particularly! |
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There~! |
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[Gagging sounds.] |
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Eat up. |
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[Chewing and swallowing.] E-enough, already! More importantly, hurry up and read a letter! |
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Okaaay. |
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[Paper rustling.] |
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The first one is from Medium Name "One Week Old Cake"-san. |
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Thanks. |
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[Music trill.] |
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"Tonight, I'd like to be your reindeer." |
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[Music starts.] |
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[Laughter.] Yes, be one~! And then let me ride on your back, and I'll go wherever I want~! |
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Then give me a ride, too. |
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[Music stops.] |
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Yes~! |
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[Laughter.] |
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Next. This is from Medium Name Akachouchin-san*. |
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[*
Akachouchin is the name of a fan art character you may have seen
before, who looks kind of like a drunk half-naked cross between Shinku
and Suigintou] |
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Thanks. |
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[Music trill.] |
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"Your smile is protein." |
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[Music starts.] |
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Huh? I don't understand what he means. Protein, what the hell? |
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Dunno. Next. |
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[Paper rustling.] |
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[Music stops.] |
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This one's from Medium Name "The Eraser Dust Inside My Head"-san. |
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Thanks. |
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[Music trill.] |
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"The one to become Alice will probably be Shinku-sama.
Anyhow, Gin-sama, you aren't suited to become Alice, so please do the
prudent thing and become my wife instead." |
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[Music starts.] |
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[Seething.] E-eraser dust...! Your head's packed full of eraser dust, isn't it?! I'm not going to be your wife, moron! [Echoing voice:] Become Junk and end yourself!! |
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[Breaking glass.] |
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[Music stops.] |
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He's already Junk, isn't he? |
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Yes, you're right~! After all, his head's packed full of eraser dust~! |
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[Laughter.] |
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Next. This one's from Medium Name "Mahjong Quiz"-san. |
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Thanks. |
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[Music trill.] |
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"Ah, Gin-sama. Wherefore art thou, Gin-sama? But, it just
occurred to me, I was looking that up in a dictionary the other day,
and..." |
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Mm-hm. |
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"What do you know, it means 'senior citizen'*." |
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[* Gin-sama = literally "honored/venerable silver"] |
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[Gasp.] |
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"Even though you try to act young, you're just a dead-ender." |
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"S-Senior..."?! |
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"I love you when you act like that, Gin-sama, from the bottom of my heart." |
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[Music starts.] |
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Th... th-th-that doesn't follow at all! These silver locks of mine... [Gasping for breath.] Megu~! |
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Shhhhhhhhhh! |
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Megu~! |
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Shhh! Shhhhhh! |
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[Music stops.] |
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"Shhh"?! What's with the "shhh"...?! |
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[Sounds as if the voice actresses are trying to keep from cracking up for some reason.] |
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Well, next. This is from Medium Name Punk-san. |
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Thanks. |
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[Music trill.] |
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"Suigintou. I love you." |
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Ugh-! I'm gonna be sick! Ahh... |
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"... Second best, after Souseiseki." |
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[Music starts.] |
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What?! Whaaat?! Second best, after Souseiseki~?! Didn't he just say first that he loves me?! |
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Second best. After Souseiseki. |
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[Music stops.] |
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Fine. That's enough. Next. |
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This is from Medium Name "The Idiot's Military March"-san. |
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[Sigh.] Thanks. |
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[Music trill.] |
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[Singing retardedly:]
"Heyyy, like, y'know, big sister Gin, I'm like, super-seeeeriously in
loooove with her, and, this feeling's like, seeeeriously not
half-hearted, I, like, super-seeeeeriously want to date her and stuff, and
it's, like, seeeeriously not half-hearted..." |
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[Music starts.] |
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[Singing retardedly:]
"Super-seeeeriously, do you seeeeriously want to, like, die?
Su-su-super-seeeeriously I'm gonna Ju- I'm gonna turn you into
Ju-Ju-Ju-Junk-" MEIMEI!!! |
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[Breaking glass.] |
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[Music changes.] |
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... That concludes this week's corner, "My Dearest Black Angel". |
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W-w... what?! |
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Is something the matter, Suigintou? |
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No, n-not particularly... It's nothing! |
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Did you want to hear one from me? |
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Eh-?! ... Umm... That's not it, but... I was just a little bit disappointed that... |
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[Giggle.] |
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W-what's so funny?! |
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Nothing. Well then, I'll say it. ... Suigintou. |
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W... w-what? |
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... The two of us meeting was no coincidence. It was meant to be. |
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... [Stammering.] |
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[Bells ringing.] |
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How was that? Did it bring a lump to your throat? |
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... H-huh? W-what are you talking about?! O-of course it
didn't! Ahh, geez, honestly, every single time... What are you, stupid?! |
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It didn't? That's too bad. |
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... Th... this corner is waiting for letters from you! I-if
you're one who insists that he must become my Medium at any cost, then
send one in! Try as best you can~! |
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So then, at this point, please listen to a song. |
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[Music stops.] |